April Fools SMS / Text Messages

March 21, 2010 All in One Blog

you will be a ROSE for all TREES
you will be a SMILE
for all FACES
you will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS and
you will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .



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A Day Will Come When the Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,
But U Hav to Wait For 11 days
Till Ur Birthday ; April 1



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This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are
on the other three hundred and sixty-four.



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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it & remove all doubt.


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Plz call me
its urgent
Ek accident ho gaya ha
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.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye
Plz manna mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega..



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Rabri: Kya karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Wo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.



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Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
HeArT aTtAcK...


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If people says u are crazy, b patiend
if they say u r monkey, relax.
if they say u r stupid, b cool
but if they say u r smart,
Thapar mar sale ko.
(April Fool)



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In ur life, when u wake up & don't see any 1, then come 2 me, I'll b there 2 hold ur hand & take u 2 da EYE SPECIALIST


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1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:
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Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main.



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In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai


In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai


Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya "I LOVE U"


Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.



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U r equal 2 sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420



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A day will come


When da whole world will, CELEBRATE:
UR NAME
UR FAME
UR PERSONALITY
UR THOUGHTS
UR VIEWS
Bt keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!



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Today, tommorow & forever there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 u.
U know Whose???
Ur Own Stupid!!!



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The fool entertains. Da fool tells da truth. Da fool laughs at himself. Da fool is wise. Da fool can't be ignored. Da fool rules!


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Sardar got in2 a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked 4 ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took da ticket & said april fool.
I have pass.



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On this 1st april dont 4get 2 make fool ur frnds. We hve april fools jokes, april fool's day tricks, best april fools pranks, funny & great april fools day ideas,


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